Hawaii Trip (Day 1)

Wow!  Look at that beautiful sunrise, but fuck that shit.  We're off to the land of sand and surf and leaving all this snow and ice behind!  ;-)

ALOHA!!!  

We finally made it to Waikiki after a 5 1/2 hour flight!

Thanks to our booming film industry, I was finally able to afford a vacation to bring this lady to Hawaii!  :-)

26 degrees Celsius and loving it!

Okay, done with the beach...

and on to Number Two.  This hotel has toilet seats that clean your butthole for you at the press of a button!?!

After I was done lightening my load,

we walked through the mall at our hotel.

Then we ventured out on to Kalakaua Avenue.

This one strip of stores here reminded me of the Greenbelt Mall in Makati!

We spent the rest of our evening touring all the shops and restaurants here.  :-)

Awww, a moonlit beach.